For a celebrity Halloween costume with a sports theme, golfer John Daly is a possibility. Have a blonde mullet wig, hang a cig out of your mouth and use makeup to create the appearance of scratches on the side of your face, with a rubber knife in hand. You may carry a golf bag if you want, but "Long John" hasn't had to resort to carrying his own bag yet. Give him time. This would make a good companion costume to a blonde bimbo costume. Britney Spears maybe?
A Dudley Do-Right costume wearing a New England Patriot jersey would make a great
Tom Brady costume. A couple of females with home pregnancy tests would complete the costume
While we're on the subject of paternity, an Eddie Murphy costume could be good for african-american males. Get the look down with a GQ suit and a spice rack. Murphy's sampling of another "Spice rack", one of the Spice Girls, I forget which but what's the difference anyway, will be costing Murphy a lot longer than 48 Hours.
For a Las Vegas theme Halloween celebrity costume, you could do either David Copperfield or O.J. Simpson with a digital camera wearing an orange jumpsuit. It looks like Simpson may finally do more time after all these years. Thanks to modern technology, the old adage about "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" may no longer apply. Just ask either of these two.
Young women could have their choice of
costumes between the antics of
Paris Hilton or Lindsey Lohan. Stylish orange jumpsuits are optional in this case, but the GPS device on the ankle is a must.
If you're brave enough your Halloween costume could consist of actor/comedian Michael Richards in full Klan robes. Maybe that's why Richards abandoned the high rise hairdo from his days as Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld. The hood flattened it down as flat as his career since 1998.
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Roger Gowens -
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