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Why do we continue to use poisonous and harmful cleaning solutions? And why are these still bought and sold?
There are a numerous poisonous chemicals for use as household or commercial cleaning. These solutions are marketed and sold at various retail chains. The issue is little is done to regulate the use of these chemicals. For example wearing protective masks, latex gloves and eye wear is rarely in forced in personal or commercial use. Many of these products are not Eco friendly and cause many air born allergens. Further, effecting the future health of our society.
Obviously, I know the simple answers. How can we educate people to put an end to this?
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Married life Ano Domani? (joke)?
Three good friends, A married woman, an engaged woman and a dating woman were out shopping one afternoon and happen to pass a sexy lingerie store. The single woman notices a kinky outfit in the window and says, "you know, I bet I could get that and really spice things up with my boyfriend this weekend."
The engaged woman says, "Oooh you're right, my fiancee would really go for something like that too."
Finally the married woman says, "hmmm, maybe that could take my husband away from the television for once."
So they all chip in and buy 1 outfit, a leather bodice, 6 inch stiletto knee high boots, a mask, latex gloves and black silk robe.
After the first weekend, the dating woman came back to the group and said, "The outfit worked GREAT!!! He went nuts and we made love all weekend, I think he's going to propose!"
The next week when the engaged woman used the outfit she came back to the group and said, "Wow, my fiancee wants to change the honeymoon from a week in Hawaii to two weeks in the Bahamas! He even bought me a new engagement ring."
The week after that, the married woman came back to the group looking somewhat dejected.
"Didn't you try the outfit?" they asked.
"Yes I did, I sent the kids to a babysitter, got all dressed up and waited for him to come home".
"let me guess, he didn't come home" said the engaged woman.
"no, he came home, walked right past me, grabbed a beer and the remote and said: "What's for dinner Batman?"
COMMENT:
Thanks go to Bonnie (chester got zapped) for this joke.
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Best answer to the first person to guess what "Ano Domani" means and where we use it the most.
@Fubar
very clever answer
(even though puns drive me nuts)
Ano Domani Is misspelled on purpose.
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