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If I did these things, would people think I was mentally ill? Will the plan work?!?
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Lately, I've become uninterested with me. So, in order to interest me about me, that is, with my character, I shall become another me. So, this is the plan:
1: Following a move from England to Louisiana, I will purchase an electric folding bicycle, for transportational purposes.
2: With this bike, I will charge it up at a nearby mains socket and set off for my next destination, Perkinston, Mississippi.
3: After the journey, I will go to the nearest Wal*Mart, buy some cheap candy, and sell it at expensive prices in the smalltown of Perkinston. To make myself appear more friendly, I'll wear a plastic face mask that looks like a Japanese fox, and give myself a false name which should appeal to the kids. I may stand on roofs for dramatic effect.
Anyway, here are some problems:
a) I've heard that in the South, people are very conservative and will reject my ingenuity. Is this true?
b) Will people think I'm psychotic?
c) WILL THE PLAN FAIL?!
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